goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

areyou-stillawake:

The Black Death Plague Doctor: A plague doctor was a special medical physician who saw those who had the Bubonic Plague. In the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries, some doctors wore a beak-like mask which was filled with aromatic items. The masks were designed to protect them from putrid air, which (according to the miasmatic theory of disease) was seen as the cause of infection.

areyou-stillawake:

The Black Death Plague Doctor: A plague doctor was a special medical physician who saw those who had the Bubonic Plague. In the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries, some doctors wore a beak-like mask which was filled with aromatic items. The masks were designed to protect them from putrid air, which (according to the miasmatic theory of disease) was seen as the cause of infection.

triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

mistymorningme:

Boats at night in Annecy, France 1 & 2 by Surat Lozowick

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

swordreign:

[X]
ceorfaexn:

miss-sazabi:

ani-plamo:

ハッサム | Zelos [pixiv] 

HOLY SHIT. SOMEONE DID IT. SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT.


shinanju x scizzor?

ceorfaexn:

miss-sazabi:

ani-plamo:

ハッサム | Zelos [pixiv] 

HOLY SHIT. SOMEONE DID IT. SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT.

shinanju x scizzor?

belaquadros:

Death in Game of Thrones

Robert M. Ball

l0stwooods:

do i want a dragon or do i want to be a dragon